Fear not, Loyal Fans. I know many of you have worried on my behalf after a recent and entirely misleading promotional preview posted by the BBC. ( Rest assured that it is all Fiction. )

You may have wondered, my loyal few, where I have been these many weeks. Fear not! I am so dedicated to the Cause that, all enraptured, I became lost in my research. In reading many of your fantastically useful scholarly harlequin novels I remembered one sure-fire way to ensure the Fated Union in Holy Matrimony of our two Lovers ( Read more... )

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In light of recent setbacks, I retreated to my Thinking Boulder and had a good long sulk before doing a series of zen breathing exercises I learned from a panda once long ago (before I roasted and ate him) and Happened upon a GLORIOUS and BREATHTAKING marvel of an idea -- perhaps Young Warlock merely does not know what to do with his prince! ( Read more... )

Anhora -- the insane and self-appointed Keeper of the Unicorns (they're not unionized or anything, does he know, I wonder) -- sent me a note by docile pigeon today to taunt me with the fact that Young Warlock apparently is still a Maiden. I told him his whole business with "his" unicorns being able to sense innocence in a person was a bit dodgy ( ( Read more... )